[原创]三句半

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<P><FONT color=#0033ff size=5>《护士节》文艺晚会三句半（初稿）

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<P><FONT color=#0033ff size=5>甲：一年一度五一二，</FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#0033ff><FONT face="Times New Roman">   
</FONT>乙：我们前来道祝福，</FONT></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#0033ff><FONT face="Times New Roman">   
</FONT>丙：献上一段三句半，</FONT></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#0033ff><FONT face="Times New Roman">   
</FONT>丁：希望大家都喜欢，</FONT></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#0033ff><FONT face="Times New Roman">
</FONT>合：谢谢！<FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
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<P><FONT color=#0033ff size=5>甲：护理学院真叫棒，</FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#0033ff><FONT face="Times New Roman">   
</FONT>已：招生就业两兴旺。</FONT></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#0033ff><FONT face="Times New Roman">   
</FONT>丙：想要知道为啥吗？</FONT></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#0033ff><FONT face="Times New Roman">   
</FONT>丁：听好<FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></FONT></FONT></P>
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<P><FONT color=#0033ff size=5>甲：晨起我比太阳早</FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#0033ff><FONT face="Times New Roman">   
</FONT>乙：洗脸刷牙象赛跑</FONT></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#0033ff><FONT face="Times New Roman">   
</FONT>丙：一个饵块一杯奶</FONT></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#0033ff><FONT face="Times New Roman">   
</FONT>丁：要快</FONT></FONT></P>
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<P><FONT color=#0033ff size=5>甲：放下饭盒拿起书</FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#0033ff><FONT face="Times New Roman">   
</FONT>乙：图书馆里下功夫</FONT></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#0033ff><FONT face="Times New Roman">   
</FONT>丙：知识海洋任遨游</FONT></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#0033ff><FONT face="Times New Roman">   
</FONT>丁：刻苦</FONT></FONT></P>
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<P><FONT color=#0033ff size=5>甲：英语过级任务重</FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#0033ff><FONT face="Times New Roman">   
</FONT>乙：就业关键九州同　　
丙：摘下耳机做试卷</FONT></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#0033ff><FONT face="Times New Roman">   
</FONT>丁：紧赶</FONT></FONT></P>
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<P><FONT color=#0033ff size=5>甲：运动场上频奏凯</FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#0033ff><FONT face="Times New Roman">   
</FONT>乙：歌咏比赛展风采
丙：各种奖牌一大摞</FONT></FONT><FONT size=5><FONT color=#0033ff><

云生海楼

<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#0033ff size=5>1４</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#0033ff size=5>甲：台上热闹三句半，　　
乙：屏前看客兴致高，
丙：忽闻厨房枯焦味。。。。。。
丁：晕倒！</FONT></P>

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海楼晕我~~，：）

吴钩

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<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#0033ff size=5>15</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#0033ff size=5>甲：对句联都真热闹，</FONT></P><P><FONT color=#0033ff size=5>　　
乙：一山还比一山高，</FONT></P><FONT color=#0033ff size=5><P>
丙：转到此处有情况。。。。。。</P><P>
丁：卧倒！</P><P></FONT> </P></TD></TR></TABLE>

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<P>改一下：</P><P>丁：快跑</P><P>：））</P>

青森碧海

<P><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#0033ff size=5>16</FONT></P><P><FONT face="Times New Roman" color=#0033ff size=5>甲：五班学生在学堂</FONT></P><P><FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT color=#0033ff size=5>乙：班长带头灌水忙</FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT color=#0033ff size=5>丙：青海溜号迷了路。。。。</FONT></FONT></P><P><FONT face="Times New Roman"><FONT color=#0033ff size=5>丁：闺房</FONT></FONT></P>[em02][em02]