[转帖]谐音联

雪轻鸿

<P >谐音联</P>
<P >
<P><FONT face="Times New Roman"> </FONT></P>
<P >孔子生于舟未；
光舞起自汉中。<FONT face="Times New Roman">
<p></FONT>
<p>
<P >林大钦对渔翁。<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>舟末<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT>谐<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>周末<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT>；<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>光舞<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT>谐<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>光武<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT>，刘秀年号。<FONT face="Times New Roman">
<p></FONT>
<p>
<P >狗啃河上骨；
水流东坡诗。<FONT face="Times New Roman">
<p></FONT>
<p>
<P >苏轼对佛印。<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>河上<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT>谐<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>和尚<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT>；<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>诗<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT>谐<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>尸<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT>。<FONT face="Times New Roman">
<p></FONT>
<p>
<P >莲子心中苦；
梨儿腹内酸。<FONT face="Times New Roman">
<p></FONT>
<p>
<P >金圣叹刑前自叹。<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>莲<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT>谐<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>怜<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT>；<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>梨<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT>谐<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>离<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT>。<FONT face="Times New Roman">
<p></FONT>
<p>
<P >一担重泥拦子路；
两岸纤夫笑颜回。<FONT face="Times New Roman">
<p></FONT>
<p>
<P >唐伯虎对农夫。<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>重泥<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT>谐<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>仲尼<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT>。<FONT face="Times New Roman">
<p></FONT>
<p>
<P >未离乳臭先排汉；
将到长毛又剪清。<FONT face="Times New Roman">
<p></FONT>
<p>
<P >刘一伟对<FONT face="Times New Roman">1909</FONT>年《中国日报》征联。<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>汉<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT>谐<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>汗<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT>。<FONT face="Times New Roman">
<p></FONT>
<p>
<P >向阳门第春常在；
积善人家庆有余。<FONT face="Times New Roman">
<p></FONT>
<p>
<P >佛印对苏轼。传说苏轼访佛印，印藏鱼磬中。苏乃出上联，印对下联，苏曰：<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>既然磬<FONT face="Times New Roman">[</FONT>庆<FONT face="Times New Roman">]</FONT>有鱼<FONT face="Times New Roman">[</FONT>余<FONT face="Times New Roman">]</FONT>，何不同吃？<FONT face="Times New Roman">”
<p></FONT>
<p>
<P >宝塔七八层，中容大鹤；
通书十二页，里记春秋。<FONT face="Times New Roman">
<p></FONT>
<p>
<P >罗万藻对知府。<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>中容大鹤<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT>谐<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>《中庸》、《大学》<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT>；<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>里记春秋<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT>谐<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>《礼记》、《春秋》<FONT face="Times New Roman">” </FONT>。<FONT face="Times New Roman">
<p></FONT>
<p>
<P >道童锅里煎茶，不知罐煮；
和尚墙头递酒，必是私沽。<FONT face="Times New Roman">
<p></FONT>
<p>
<P >陈道复对唐伯虎。<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>罐煮<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT>谐<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>观主<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT>；<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>私沽<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT>谐<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>师姑<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT>。<FONT face="Times New Roman">
<p></FONT>
<p>
<P >叶落枝枯，看光棍如何结果；
刀砍斧劈，是总督也要拔根。<FONT face="Times New Roman">
<p></FONT>
<p>
<P >光棍对知县。<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>督<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT>谐<FONT face="Times New Roman">“</FONT>蔸<FONT face="Times New Roman">”</FONT>。<FONT face="Times New Roman">
<p></FONT>
<p>
<P >二猿断木深山中，小猴子也敢对

                               
登录/注册后可看大图

真人游戏|足球篮球|时时?彩| 六合投?注| 网络赚钱去SO娱?乐?城:顶级信用?提现百分百即时到账SO.CC